Android be like, press anywhere on the row to check the box on the right. And anywhere on the row to go to the next page in the menu. And anywhere on the row to do nothing, but press the arrow all the way to the right to go to the next page. Android be liek: we didn't think this through. At all.

Not defending some of the choices Apple make, but if you want to get into an old-style flame war of Apple UX versus Android / Win / Linux / anything, you better come with a better argument than that.