Fantastic post, and I agree. I've always been in a weird place professionally because I came out of school at a somewhat-above-junior level and so I've been in an interesting position to watch companies try to mold developers. There's that "five years of experience"/"one year of experience, five times" thing people sometimes refer to, and Scrum seems tailored to doing the latter.

Terminal juniority is an amazing term for that. Thanks.