I agree.

- Which means I don't, because I intended it to mean that I don't.

Yes I'm being facetious, but you see the issue with your logic, correct?

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in a rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean – neither more nor less."

-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humpty_Dumpty#In_Through_the_Lo...