What on earth are you talking about?
Maybe you are kidding.
But if you're not kidding.. are you saying that those VPS providers like AWS, Digital Ocean and Linode are not 'event-driven asynchronous'? Wat?? VMs run whatever code you want, asynchronous or synchronous or whatever.
I think you must be messing with me. Especially since you put 'webscale' on the end of that.
