At some point, we ask of the piano-playing dog, not "are you a dog?" but "are you any good at playing the piano?"

It’s okay to ask if the dog is good at playing piano when it’s pitched as as-good-as Mozart.

Don’t get me wrong, this is all very impressive tech. But my first experience with GPT-5 is a presentation with incorrect charts and a game that looks shiny but has serious flaws.