In this context… well.

I'm going to Rot13 this so I don't make people faint.

Vg'f jurer gur fxva vf gbgnyyl erzbirq. V haqrefgnaq guvf vf gur svefg fgrc va n erny znyr-gb-srznyr traqre punatr bcrengvba, bayl va guvf pnfr vg jbhyq or n fhecevfr naq jvgubhg nanrfgurgvp

I know, it was a joke :( I thought it was fairly good.