What do you call the person who graduated last in medical school? Doctor.

idontwantthis · on April 15, 2022

But they won’t practice unless they pass the board exam.

juancb · on April 15, 2022

OK fine, let's build on the joke.

What do you call the person who graduated last in their medical school AND passes the USMLE (United States Licensing Exam) steps with the lowest passing score?

Doctor.

idontwantthis · on April 15, 2022

See? Now it’s funny!

postingposts · on April 15, 2022

What do you call someone who thinks they’re smart enough to understand the human body but have trouble understanding a joke? Doctor.