Fixed to avoid wrath from Dijkstra and the raptors:

   while (true) 
      1. Find a new submission with no upvotes or comments that is interesting to you
      2. Make an interesting comment for that submission
      3. Upvote the submission - if it's new enough it should get bumped to the front page, and if it's interesting enough it should start getting upvoted, as well as your comment