I read out what you wrote. He genuinely thought it was pretty funny.

The dark humour runs rampant with him/us.

Looks like you got a lot of downvotes for what was clearly a joke. I thought it was funny!

I don't post for the upvotes :) Have an upvote!

Are you kidding? As a father me and my wife joke a lot about our son. Hide and seek hiding behind a chain link fence? Hey I'll save on college!

Ours hid behind a curtain, flopping around like they had Parkinsons, laughing like they were in a soundproof safe room, with their feet sticking out.

You’d think they’d been eating lead paint chips daily.

Not everyone has what it takes to be accepted to and graduate from Hamburger U

Claiming some stranger's kid is going to become an alcoholic that achieved nothing in life because they like to play with Rubik's cubes is on whole other level of mean.

Yeah, a funnier one.

Only if he never does anything better