I actually came here to say the opposite. I thought the landing page was really well done.

How do you access it? I tried to open it on mobile just now and it looks ok, it's the PC version that bugs me.

The balloon animation was great, but text fade in animation and was even better imo.

Never thought I would find a new artist on hacker news that I would like. Purification ritual is great!!

That's amazing— thanks!

Why did the pirate use open source?

Because he doesn't like trademarrrrrrrrrks.