Let's simulate playing detective to reveal the true identities of the dead

Let's simulate grave digging

Let's simulate blackmailing the dead for an eternity

For fun AND for profit

"Buddy"...that's...not...mud...

I'm stuck wherever I get all my content for free so it might be dirty but it's tough to beat

I must be missing a reference or something

Don't be so homophonic

Live, laugh, love