Yep. Check out DrScheme: http://www.plt-scheme.org/software/drscheme/

Wow; what an amazing breath of fresh air.

It doesn't surprise me that attempting to program functionally in a statement-oriented language feels like putting on the wrong size pants. The two things are like oil and water: naturally opposed.

I wouldn't have the balls to put "failure" in the name of my startup.

Yeah rather awkward word choice.

I think it's called "capitalism".

Indeed. Although I'm sure by the time he's through with you, that "co" will be but a distant memory..

I have trouble believing just on his word alone that StevePavlina.com generates $40000/month. It's possible, but I'd have to see some evidence.

... especially after calling most of his readers morons for believing that a job is the safest way to support themselves. And then there is the:

"If you find this site helpful, please leave a donation for Steve so you can enjoy the spirit of giving too."

which just seems crazy after what he said, but maybe he knows his audience well.