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I can’t answer this directly, but it may be helpful to others if they have an example (be it real or fabricated based on what you’re working with) to work from.

Take a Notification domain — the template/rules/preferences side and the thing actually pushing millions of messages out the door have completely different needs. But I never know when to actually split them. Do you wait until the data plane's scaling starts making deploys painful? Or is there some earlier "oh this is getting weird" signal I should watch for?

Please, for the good of humanity, and of HN, report back.

It's a kids movie but I put it in the "very strange" kid movie.

Get ready, spoilers ahead, based on the plot explained on wikipedia.

>Patrick gets recruited by an opera singer

Why does he gets recruited ?

Because with his farts he can reach a note that no opera singer can reach. The opera singer "Sir John Osgood" (played by Simon Callow) lip syncs the note and then becomes the Number 1 opera singer in the world.

But, another opera singer "Placido P. Placeedo" (Adam Godley), who was number 1 before, gets jealous and discovers Patrick Smash.

So Placido does what every normal person would do, he gives laxatives to Patrick so that the next time he should play the note it fails because it's another set of note played.

>ultimately gaining revenge on the school bully Damon

Thunderpants, invented by Alan (Rupert Grint), is a pant connected to a filter inside a lunchbox. With this Patrick hasn't anymore problem at school.

https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Patrick_Smash

If my memory's right, Patrick gains revenge whenever the bully opens the lunch box to steal Patrick's lunch.

>Patrick finds that his condition may be of use to the spacemen in peril

Alan has been hired by a "NASA" to build a new rocket and he included a special thruster that uses Patrick's fart as fuel.


I wish I could report success, but I can’t find it streaming. Amazon will sell me the DVD for $6, but I don’t know if I wanted to get that invested. I may have to hoist the sails…

I’ll remind us all that the subject of human flatulence has been one of interest for some of history’s greatest minds - and humorists - for several centuries at the very least:

https://founders.archives.gov/documents/Franklin/01-32-02-02...


Calling farts “Quantity of Wind” is peak class. I will adopt this nomenclature

This. The more locked down, the less in control we are, the higher margins they command. This is why app stores exist - it has nothing to do with safety or security, and everything to do with monopolizing the distribution supply chain from soup to nuts. Don’t like it? Too bad, it’s fully locked down and cracking it is a (potentially) criminal offense, so whaddayagonnadoaboutit?!

Something I never quite understood: differentiate between BEAM process and operating system process. The OS has launched one (in theory) BEAM Erlang VM runtime process with N threads; are we saying “process” here to try to emulate the OS process model internally within the BEAM OS process, when really we’re talking about threads? Or a mix of threads and other processes? I’m imagining the latter even cross network, but am I at least on the right track here?

A BEAM process is not an OS thread. The way I understand it, a BEAM process is just a very small memory space with its own heap/stack, and a message system for communication between BEAM processes.

The BEAM itself runs multiple OS threads (it can use all cores of the CPU if so desired), and the BEAM scheduler gives chunks of processing time to each BEAM process.

This gives you parallel processing out of the box, and because of the networking capabilities of the BEAM, also allows you to scale out over multiple machines in a way that's transparent to BEAM processes.


Privacy rights. Google’s ad surveillance eventually feeds ICE and its ilk, so I’ll not willingly reward this behavior.

>Google’s ad surveillance eventually feeds ICE and its ilk

Is this a prediction about what might happen or a claim about what's happening right now? Also, there's plenty of reasons to object to government/adtech surveillance, but "youtube ads are going to help ICE deport people" is probably the worse examples that I can think of.


DHS has been very upfront about the fact that they purchase pretty much all the data they can get, including from ad networks, in order to keeps records on and track people.

Seems like the opposite? You can choose to either have ads or a paid subscription service. If you don't choose premium then you are implicitly supporting the "ad surveillance"

How much do you use Google services on your daily life (Google search, Gmail, Google pay..)?

You might have unaware handed more your personal info them than you know


Zero. Email & calendars replaced with totally separate paid provider that doesn’t run ads at all. Search through Kagi. No domains or hosting. No docs/presentations, and only use meet when forced to.

The first rule of Elon club is: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT ELON CLUB!

;-)


I’m having trouble understanding how that second amendment passed. The first one didn’t so the total number of shares didn’t change, right? So how did he get the second one through, legally speaking?

Not at all trying to argue here, I’m trying to understand how this all works. It sounds like he just spoofed his way into diluting your shares which will fall apart in 5 minutes before a judge, should be an open and shut case but given the other comments here, it’s clearly not, which means I’m missing something.


I don't believe it passed legally but anyone can send an email saying "my amendment passes", which is what happened. He's betting that we won't challenge.


Good question. I’d expand on this and ask a bonus question of, how do you write tests for your 2fa implementation code? Same thing for third party auth (sign in via GitHub/Google, etc); you can’t spam them every time you run your test suite, but is mocking responses from them really a wise move when testing authentication?


Props to the author, this was well written. Clear and concise, it was easy to follow. Not like my ratings and ravings! ;-)


Glad you enjoyed it -- thanks.


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